“Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
I’m Sarah, a food enthusiast who once ate two Chipotle burritos in 15 minutes (it was a dare, OKAY) and has been non-ironically referred to as a “cleanse goddess” on multiple occasions. Previous gigs include preschool lunch lady, sustainable food studies graduate student, and useless farmhand. I have a passion for public health nutrition and am your go-to girl for population adherence to federal dietary guidance, which makes me a really fun person to talk to at parties. “No thanks, I can’t have any queso, I’m eating clean. I have a great fueso recipe with white beans and nutritional yeast, though. Oh my god, it’s literally to diiiiiie for. Hey, where are you going?” Kidding! Kind of.